Californication - Chapter Seventeen (Part One)

Title: Californication
Author: Padfoot_001
Rating: R
Pairing: Frank/Gerard, Frank/Other, Gerard/Other
P.O.V. Franks P.O.V. and Gerard's P.O.V.
Summary: Frank can't play guitar anymore, Frank doesn't give a shit anymore, Frank can't have Gerard anymore and it's killing him. When My Chemical Romance breaks up, when Leathermouth can't take him anymore and when Gerard's had enough, what will Frank do with himself? Wollow around in self pity and have as much sex as he likes, no matter the concequenses, of course.
Disclaimer: Don't own the characters, don't own the basic plot and quotes you recognise from Californication.
Dedications: ANYONE THAT'S STILL STICKING AROUND! xx

Author's Notes: OMG! I am sososososososo sorry! Just keep reading over that line until you forgive me. Lol! I've been busy being away, applying for university, shopping too much, spending too much, trying to busk too much just so I can get more cash to repeat the process all over again. Haha. But I am back and I know this is short and I am sorry but I'M BACK! I just wanted to give you all a chance to get back into the swing of things ... and more updates soon, on all fics, because I have still been writing, just not editing and what not. Updates including Gee's Diary 2, The My Chem Tour Diarys (Supernatural based one), But I can fix you (yeah it's been forever, but it's nearly complete) and Everyone shakes to the beat ... that angsty one. Also tones of new ones but I wont burden you all with them yet xxxxxxxx

WARNINGS: This story is based on the television series "Californication", if you didn't like it or were offended by it, please do not read. I have changed a lot of the plot to suit my own wicked ways but it still includes a lot of swearing, alcohol and drug use, sex in every shape and form and some volgarity. Please do not read if this offends.

Chapter One – I’m going straight to hell for this one…
Chapter Two – If Jack turns out like me I'll kick my own ass.
Chapter Three – Blow job right here and now say's I’m gay!
Chapter Four – Can I get my dick out now?
Chapter Five – One big pile of fucking crazy.
Chapter Six - God you piss me off sometimes!
Chapter Seven - Nobody likes you! Now smile pansy-boy.(Part One)
Chapter Seven - Nobody likes you! Now smile pansy-boy.(Part Two)
Chapter Eight - You'll do anything if it involves your dick getting a little attention.
Chapter Nine - Eminem is a home wrecker!
Chapter Ten - The real quetion you've got to ask is are you happy?
Chapter Eleven - You're hands were all up in my pants! (Part One)
Chapter Eleven - You're hands were all up in my pants! (Part Two)
Chapter Eleven - You're hands were all up in my pants! (Part Three)
Chapter Twelve - That's a great fucking name ... If you're a hooker! (Part One)
Chapter Twelve - That's a great fucking name ... If you're a hooker! (Part Two)
Chapter Thirteen - It probably won't work out ... Fingers crossed though! (Part Two)
Chapter Fourteen - I'm sorry, but this is just how things have to be.(Part One)
Chapter Fourteen - I'm sorry, but this is just how things have to be.(Part Two)
Chapter Fifteen - But I think I've finally realised ... I've lost.
Chapter Sixteen - How'd the fuck I get here? (Part One)
Chapter Sixteen - How'd the fuck I get here? (Part Two)

( Chapter Seventeen - What crap have you been putting into my sons head? (Part One) )

GERARD IS A DAD!!!!!!!!

My god that's cute. Bandit Lee Way? Talk about his love of comic books coming into play. She's going to be such a lucky little girl surrounded by all of those sexy boys.

And like I'm still rooting for her and Bronx to like totally hook up and get married - but that's a long way off yet.

As for me, the updates are coming, I promise. I hate to say it but they're actually mostly ready to put on here, I've just been really lazy and really never at home - eeep! I'm a horrible person, but I'm glad you all still remember me!

xx forever and a day.

The reason for being away for 8 weeks. I'm not entirely sure.
I guess partying too hard and drinking too much. My social life will be the death of me.

So whilst I've been gone I saw Fall Out Boy, signed up for uni (prays so hard I get in), contemplated quiting and not wuiting work so many time (hate it there, but hate change even more).

Been travelling around (not for self and nowhere fun) so much I forgot where home was. Been hanging with others far too much with little time to myself that I've forgotten who I am.

Yeah it's been fun but as I stumbled around my friends boy friends house and told her to turn the taps on so I could go to bed (yup, Im a very hilarius drunk apparently) and then threw up no less then 6 times in the toilet, I realise that I'm exhausted.

These walls are paper thin, I had to listen to my friend have sex with her bf, make out with him every second and feel just a tad like a third wheel. But she wanted me to come and well, life sucks sometimes.

I want someone, I really do ... oh and yup, think they're at it again ... man, seriously?

Anyways bottom line is that I'm back, so long as life doesn't keep me away again.

So here are my hopes for mid year:

-get into uni
-make more friends preferably on campus so I don't have to drive an hour there and back every day
-get a new job

There you have it.

I am kind of concerned about the whole uni party scene though. Here in Newcastle its heavy.

I kind of want to be over drinking. Unfortunately I love it too fucking much to be able to stop now.

When did we all become so popular that we ignored out best old time friend of all? Ourselves.

If any of my old live journal buds are still around, write back. Tell me what's new with you, whether good or bad. I genuinally want to know :) xx

Everyone shakes to the beat with a barrel down their throat - Chapter Five

Title: Everyone shakes to the beat with a barrel down their throat
Author: Padfoot_001
Rating: R
Pairing: Frank/Gerard, Bert/Gerard
P.O.V. Gerard's P.O.V.
Summary: The Black Parade is dead! The band is ready to move on, but as things go forward for their careers, Gerard takes a big step back-to the bottle, to the pills, to the bathroom floor, to the darkness.
Disclaimer: Don't own the characters, only the plot.

Author's Notes: SORRY!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, I've been so busy it's insane. All my work shifts changed so it sort of took me a while to get a sort of mental time table together. But I really am sorry and all other stories (well most) will be updated soon and I've even (yes I know) started another, but wont post it till I'm done with Californication as it's almost complete. Anyway, back to this one, hope you like, next chapter will get VERY angsty, so I'm sorry if I loose anyone who doesn't approve or what not, but hey, we shall see xxx

WARNINGS: This story contains mentions of suicide, graphic descriptions of self harm, alcohol abuse, drug abuse, sex, angst and in general is just messy and somewhat different to what I usually write. Please do not read if this offends.

Chapter One - The Black Parade is DEAD!

Chapter Two - Dissapointed faces of your peers.
Chapter Three - You're someone who knows someone who knows someone I once knew."
Chapter Three - Chapter Four - I've spent the night dancing, I'm drunk, I suppose ..."



( Chapter Five - If it looks like I'm laughing I'm really just asking to leave! )

Everyone shakes to the beat with a barrel down their throat - Chapter Four

Title: Everyone shakes to the beat with a barrel down their throat
Author: Padfoot_001
Rating: R
Pairing: Frank/Gerard, Bert/Gerard
P.O.V. Gerard's P.O.V.
Summary: The Black Parade is dead! The band is ready to move on, but as things go forward for their careers, Gerard takes a big step back-to the bottle, to the pills, to the bathroom floor, to the darkness.
Disclaimer: Don't own the characters, only the plot.

Author's Notes: And longer once again. I'm very sorry to anyone who has been waiting for updates on the other stories. They are happening, just every slowly. I just feel I should give you guys something though and considering this is already practically written, I figured I'd just regularly update this until it was behind as all my other fics, hehe. I'm not a quiter guys, none of them have been stopped, I have endings for them all ;) including this one. It's just fun at the moment is all cause I'm feeling shitty about work and makes me feel better. xxxxxxxxxxxxx

WARNINGS: This story contains mentions of suicide, graphic descriptions of self harm, alcohol abuse, drug abuse, sex, angst and in general is just messy and somewhat different to what I usually write. Please do not read if this offends.

Chapter One - The Black Parade is DEAD!

Chapter Two - Dissapointed faces of your peers.
Chapter Three - You're someone who knows someone who knows someone I once knew."



( Chapter Four - I've spent the night dancing, I'm drunk, I suppose ... )

Everyone shakes to the beat with a barrel down their throat - Chapter Three

Title: Everyone shakes to the beat with a barrel down their throat
Author: Padfoot_001
Rating: R
Pairing: Frank/Gerard, Bert/Gerard
P.O.V. Gerard's P.O.V.
Summary: The Black Parade is dead! The band is ready to move on, but as things go forward for their careers, Gerard takes a big step back-to the bottle, to the pills, to the bathroom floor, to the darkness.
Disclaimer: Don't own the characters, only the plot.

Author's Notes: Okay, this one is longer. Hahahahaha, knew it would be. Okay might be a while before an update now, I'm working on some of my others, haha. I've posted enough to keep you going for a few days and on top of work and parties I'll be busy, haha. Still, will see how I go. Love you all, you're too perfect for words ;) xxxx

WARNINGS: This story contains mentions of suicide, graphic descriptions of self harm, alcohol abuse, drug abuse, sex, angst and in general is just messy and somewhat different to what I usually write. Please do not read if this offends.

Chapter One - The Black Parade is DEAD!
Chapter Two - Dissapointed faces of your peers.

( Chapter Three - You're someone who knows someone who knows someone I once knew. )

Everyone shakes to the beat with a barrel down their throat - Chapter Two

Title: Everyone shakes to the beat with a barrel down their throat
Author: Padfoot_001
Rating: R
Pairing: Frank/Gerard, Bert/Gerard
P.O.V. Gerard's P.O.V.
Summary: The Black Parade is dead! The band is ready to move on, but as things go forward for their careers, Gerard takes a big step back-to the bottle, to the pills, to the bathroom floor, to the darkness.
Disclaimer: Don't own the characters, only the plot.

Author's Notes: Sorry the chapter updates are VERY short. It's been a crazy week. I promise that tomorrow night I will update two as most of the chapters are fairly short. This was written a long time ago and I'm adding quite a lot of new stuff, so you can imagine how short they were before. This has been recieved magnificently, thank you all so much, and I will deifnitely continue. As I've said, I have about 15 chapters already written so updates should be VERY regular. I just have to add bits here and there. xxx

WARNINGS: This story contains mentions of suicide, graphic descriptions of self harm, alcohol abuse, drug abuse, sex, angst and in general is just messy and somewhat different to what I usually write. Please do not read if this offends.

Chapter One - The Black Parade is DEAD!

( Chapter Two - Dissapointed faces of your peers. )

Everyone shakes to the beat with a barrel down their throat - Chapter One

Title: Everyone shakes to the beat with a barrel down their throat
Author: Padfoot_001
Rating: R
Pairing: Frank/Gerard, Bert/Gerard
P.O.V. Gerard's P.O.V.
Summary: The Black Parade is dead! The band is ready to move on, but as things go forward for their careers, Gerard takes a big step back-to the bottle, to the pills, to the bathroom floor, to the darkness.
Disclaimer: Don't own the characters, only the plot.

Author's Notes: Alright guys, this is a little different for me. This is me saying FUCK YOU world, hahaha. Don't even know why, just felt like writting something angsty and messy. This is Gerard going nuts, like back to drugs and alcohol and depression and what not. This is extreme for me and well, it's kind of horribly nasty and therefore kind of relaxing to write. It's going to be sad and perhaps a little messed up so yeah, read the warnings before you proceede. ALSO - this was on another site, with NO Frerard, so now I've changed it to include it because it makes more sense that way. So if you see the same story somewhere but with added stuff, you'll know why. Therefore updates will be regular as I do believe I was up to chapter 15 or something crazy like that. So this is NOT a new story, this is just new for this site. Other stories will be updated as per usual.

WARNINGS: This story contains mentions of suicide, graphic descriptions of self harm, alcohol abuse, drug abuse, sex, angst and in general is just messy and somewhat different to what I usually write. Please do not read if this offends.

( Chapter One - The Black Parade is DEAD! )

Okay, this is just to say that HOLLY CRAP! Isn't this just the cutest fucking picture you've ever, I repeat, EVER seen???????




Incase you can't tell, it's Gerard and he's ready for bed. He's the one on the very far left hand side, first one. It's pretty obvious though. I died when I saw it from awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww-ness.

Gerard Way's Diary 2: At My World's End. 3/13 (Part Two)

Title: Gerard Way's Diary
Author: Padfoot_001
Rating: R
Pairing: Frank/Gerard, Bert/Gerard
P.O.V. Gerards.
Summary: Gerard Way is at college and he's keeping a diary, only this time, he has a boyfriend to include as well. Inspired by Bridget Jones' Diary:The Edge Of Reason - the book.
Disclaimer: Don't own My Chem, or Bridget Jones or any quotes you recognise.
Dedications: all_tattooed, cause I'm talking to her right now on MSN and she convinced me to go to MSI which I'm sure will kick ass. Yours and mine bro!
WARNINGS: Swearing, messed up relationships. Sexual inuendo and exercise. (WARNING: Exercise is only for the very fit, do not partake unless fully stretched and prepared) - WEEEEEEEEE!

Author's Notes: I even posted the last minute notes in the WARNINGS section, thats how screwy my brain is tonight. Alcohol is good ... anyway, this took so much effort it's not even funny. But like I said, Friday 13th and Valentines Day - fuck I love you guys AAHAHAHAHAHA! Scary much. Anyone else in Sydney Australia who is going to Mindless Sefl Indulgence, drop me a line. I want you all to be there. XOXO!

Chapter One: Happily Ever After?
Chapter Two: January - My old friend paranoia.
Chapter Three: February - The things you do for - er - love? (PART ONE)

( Chapter Three: February - The things you do for - er - love? (PART TWO) )

Gerard Way's Diary 2: At My World's End. 3/13 (Part One)

Title: Gerard Way's Diary
Author: Padfoot_001
Rating: R
Pairing: Frank/Gerard, Bert/Gerard
P.O.V. Gerards.
Summary: Gerard Way is at college and he's keeping a diary, only this time, he has a boyfriend to include as well. Inspired by Bridget Jones' Diary:The Edge Of Reason - the book.
Disclaimer: Don't own My Chem, or Bridget Jones or any quotes you recognise.
Dedications: all_tattooed, cause I'm talking to her right now on MSN and she convinced me to go to MSI which I'm sure will kick ass. Yours and mine bro!
WARNINGS: Swearing, messed up relationships. Sexual inuendo and exercise. (WARNING: Exercise is only for the very fit, do not partake unless fully stretched and prepared) - WEEEEEEEEE! F*** U LJ - 2 PARTS ( MORE EFFORT ) AHHHHH!

Author's Notes: It's Friday the 13th guys and I was only going to give you half of this but I got home early and finished this just for you. I'll be honest, I'm very tipsy right now and I just edited, so if there are mistakes, I'm very VERY sorry. But, LJ and Ficwad took so bloody long to load that I just jept drinking and before I knew it - POOF - I was tipsy and possibly drunk a little. Anyway, have a good Valentines Day, most of you will be reading it then, hope it's a pleasant read. xoxo to you all. If you don't have someone know that I love you and you mean something to me! :)

Chapter One: Happily Ever After?
Chapter Two: January - My old friend paranoia.

( Chapter Three: February - The things you do for - er - love?(PART ONE) )

So, my 17 year old friend just got a brand new car. You all know what those sexy first cars are like, second hand and pieces of crap.

And we were crusing along just enjoying the moment listening to My Chems I'm not okay. Next thing the cd dies and we joked about My Chem killing the moment and what not. Then the blinker stopped working and next thing there's this big clunk and she's only on her L's so I told her to pull over. Then the windows wouldn't work, then the car wouldn't start ...

And now we're sitting here waiting for someone to come and help us with the car *sigh* good times.

Bottom line, I'm bored and we have no fucking music because My Chem trashed the cd player, the blinkers and the car. Thanks guys, bahahaha.

Anyway this is my random post for the week, hopefully will be updating Gee's Diary tonight or tomorrow as I started writing the next chapter last night when I was drunk.

Oh and the car was just in getting a check today! Thanks K-mart tyre and fucking Auto, u guys did a great fucking job!!!!!!

Dicks!

Anyway, thus ends my adventures, seeing an advanced screaning of 'he's just not that into you' tonight, we got the tickets for free! We better fucking make it.

Peace and love beautiful people xxxxx

Californication - Chapter Fifteen

Title: Californication
Author: Padfoot_001
Rating: R
Pairing: Frank/Gerard, Frank/Other, Gerard/Other
P.O.V. Franks P.O.V. and Gerard's P.O.V.
Summary: Frank can't play guitar anymore, Frank doesn't give a shit anymore, Frank can't have Gerard anymore and it's killing him. When My Chemical Romance breaks up, when Leathermouth can't take him anymore and when Gerard's had enough, what will Frank do with himself? Wollow around in self pity and have as much sex as he likes, no matter the concequenses, of course.
Disclaimer: Don't own the characters, don't own the basic plot and quotes you recognise from Californication.
Dedications: All of you, I'm so glad you liked the last chapter. Well, my writing anyway, not the plot exactally, haha. Sorry again.

Author's Notes: The deal is you only get one part. Sorry, but part two is more action and drama etc (BIG suprise there) and I wanted to work on it a bit longer. But I'm busy all weekend (still hasn't slowed down since x-mas but least I'm still here *waves*) and I figured a small update was better then none. So here's the morning after, figured it would keep you happy till the next update. Oh and by the way ... IT'S NERELY FINISHED! Probably only 4 chapters left. AHHHH!

WARNINGS: This story is based on the television series "Californication", if you didn't like it or were offended by it, please do not read. I have changed a lot of the plot to suit my own wicked ways but it still includes a lot of swearing, alcohol and drug use, sex in every shape and form and some volgarity. Please do not read if this offends.

Chapter One – I’m going straight to hell for this one…
Chapter Two – If Jack turns out like me I'll kick my own ass.
Chapter Three – Blow job right here and now say's I’m gay!
Chapter Four – Can I get my dick out now?
Chapter Five – One big pile of fucking crazy.
Chapter Six - God you piss me off sometimes!
Chapter Seven - Nobody likes you! Now smile pansy-boy.(Part One)
Chapter Seven - Nobody likes you! Now smile pansy-boy.(Part Two)
Chapter Eight - You'll do anything if it involves your dick getting a little attention.
Chapter Nine - Eminem is a home wrecker!
Chapter Ten - The real quetion you've got to ask is are you happy?
Chapter Eleven - You're hands were all up in my pants! (Part One)
Chapter Eleven - You're hands were all up in my pants! (Part Two)
Chapter Eleven - You're hands were all up in my pants! (Part Three)
Chapter Twelve - That's a great fucking name ... If you're a hooker! (Part One)
Chapter Twelve - That's a great fucking name ... If you're a hooker! (Part Two)
Chapter Thirteen - It probably won't work out ... Fingers crossed though! (Part Two)
Chapter Fourteen - I'm sorry, but this is just how things have to be.(Part One)
Chapter Fourteen - I'm sorry, but this is just how things have to be.(Part Two)

( Chapter Fifteen - But I think I've finally realised ... I've lost. )